Tantalus and How to be Unhappy: No Roads Lead Directly to Non-optimization

There are the three Greek damned, Sisyphus doomed to roll a boulder up a hill, the most famous of the three, Ixion rarely talked about because his punishment, being bound to an endlessly spinning wheel of fire being rather pedestrian, and Tantalus where we get the word tantalize. Like all ancient myths, there are many… Continue reading Tantalus and How to be Unhappy: No Roads Lead Directly to Non-optimization

Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer is Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis in Reverse

Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer is the story of a young reindeer discriminated against for having a red nose. It is also my favorite Claymation Christmas movie that I watch every year with a sweater and some hot chocolate. In the end, it turns out that his “deformity” his bright shining red nose has utility as… Continue reading Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer is Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis in Reverse

In Genuine Praise of So Called Folly: Why Only Nonoptimization Matters

Audio here The title of this article might seem a strange one coming from an economist. This is the third of three planned essays. The two preceding articles in this series, the first of which built a lens to observe life from a tautology and the second, took reasonable scientific inference from the first. In… Continue reading In Genuine Praise of So Called Folly: Why Only Nonoptimization Matters

Receptor Theory: Why Fiction is “True”

Audio version here This is a continuation of the last article on The Universal Lens. But only two claims from that article are needed. -All life must in some way be a statistical response model to its environment. This is because for life to continue, it must fulfill the dual mandates of gathering energy from… Continue reading Receptor Theory: Why Fiction is “True”

The Universal Lens: Basic Logic of Any Self Organizing System 

(of which so far constitutes only life, but this logic applies to any and all future robot overlords[1]). All systems tend towards the inevitability of entropy. A drop of ink placed in a glass of water quickly and with statistical necessity will become a glass of tinted water. A rock placed in the water would… Continue reading The Universal Lens: Basic Logic of Any Self Organizing System